Dear gods of cleanliness,
You see this mess on my desk. It’s a messy desk! Please intervene. After I go to sleep tonight, throw away at least 100 sticky notes that I’ll never get around to tossing. Start with the ones that remind me of doctors appointments long past. Oh, and I think there’s a grocery list from the Bush administration that you can probably toss, too. In other words, help me find a better path to organization so that I can think clearer and work smarter.