What Happened to January?!?

Dear Lords of the Calendar, What happened to January? I’m not ready for February yet. Why is time going so fast? I have things to do. Slow down! And if you have to go so fast, then let’s fast forward past the yucky stuff. Deal? Deal.

Dear Universe…Give Me Food Powers

Dearest and most precious Universe: A thing happened today with my baby daughter and some pickles. It was messy. I’ll be honest, it didn’t smell that great, either. Please take back all my other prayers from this lifetime and simply give me the ability to know what foods don’t agree with her. Deal? Deal.

Eight Things You Can Do on Hanukkah to Improve Spiritually

Hanukkah 2017 starts up on Tuesday, December 12. At sundown. Will you be lighting a menorah? Eating jelly doughnuts? Frying up latkes? Maybe you won’t be doing any of this because you don’t celebrate Hanukkah. That’s okay, too! Everybody here in Nobody Nation has a holiday (or lack thereof!) that really gets ’em going. Personally, […]